Young golfer in pink and white outfit holding a flag on a golf green with ball rolling toward hole
by dannyroller

Golf League Roundup: Mediocre Scores and Porch Dining

As one legendary XII blogger once said: if golf were easy, it would be called your mom. Still holds up.

Meanwhile, reports have surfaced that some league members are… unhappy. Truly shocking. Investigations are underway, but early findings suggest it cannot possibly be because of the drive. After all, it was moved to be closer, and by every measurable standard, it is in fact closer. You can’t really argue with physics.

It’s also definitely not the food. Weekly specials? Check. Accommodating staff? Check. Porch seating? Check. You can dine like royalty, if royalty specialized in second-guessing every club choice and reliving triple bogeys between bites.

So what’s left? Ah, yes. Early-season golf. The annual tradition where expectations are high, and scores are somehow higher. Right now, the scores are doing a lot more talking than the swings but give it time… things should settle down. Probably. Maybe. For some, though, happiness may remain just out of reach like a ten-foot putt that never had a chance but was absolutely read as “inside left.”

Now, onto the action…

Peter stepped in for Rayburn and delivered a performance best described as aggressively average, carding a smooth 51 and, in the process, fully absorbing Rayburn’s golfing essence, now carrying that unmistakable scent of middle-of-the-pack mediocrity like a badge of honor.

Brady, fresh off a magical weekend 76, has officially re-entered the Earth’s atmosphere. That round is now being classified somewhere between “urban legend” and “complete fabrication.” This week felt more on brand.

Bedell made his return and wasted no time leaving his mark, both on the scorecard and embedded deep within the fairway. Eyewitness accounts describe “chunks” of grass being launched with little regard for their eventual whereabouts. Grounds crews responded swiftly and have since filed an official missing persons report for several large sections of turf. At this time, recovery efforts remain ongoing.

Doty finally accomplished the impossible: he went to the correct course first. Progress! Unfortunately, that’s where the productivity ended, as no scorecard was turned in. A bold strategy, can’t record a bad score if you don’t record a score at all.   But wait, it gets better.

His opponent, Crowe, apparently decided that keeping score in real time was more of a “suggestion” than a requirement. In summary: we had one guy who didn’t turn in a card, and another who treated scoring like a memory exercise. Truly elite coordination.

In other words, it was a perfectly normal week in the XII Golf League.

So here’s to Week 5:

  • Pins that never move
  • Scores that definitely do
  • Porch-side dining excellence
  • Selective scorekeeping
  • And just enough grumbling to keep the spirit alive

If the season has taught us anything so far, it’s this: nobody has figured it out. Not one person. And honestly, that might be the most comforting part.

Or not.

See everyone next week! Bring your swing, your patience, and preferably, a pencil.

Pride flag with 'PRIDE' text and Juneteenth emblem with 'JUNETEENTH 1865' text
by johnhrayburn

More Than a Game

June gives us plenty to celebrate. The golf season is in full swing, the weather is finally cooperating (most of the time), and the fairways are filled with the usual mix of birdies, bogeys, and stories that somehow get better with every retelling. But June also gives us the opportunity to recognize two important observances—Pride Month and Juneteenth—and reflect on the values that make both our communities and our league stronger.

At XII Golf, we believe the game is at its best when everyone feels welcome on the first tee. Golf has a long history, but like many sports, it continues to evolve. Today, more people from different backgrounds, experiences, and communities are finding their place in the game. That’s something worth celebrating. Pride Month reminds us that authenticity matters. Whether you’re striping drives down the middle or searching for your ball three fairways over, every golfer deserves the opportunity to show up as themselves and enjoy the game alongside friends.

Juneteenth offers another important reminder. The holiday commemorates the end of slavery in the United States and serves as a celebration of freedom, resilience, and progress. It also invites us to consider how access and opportunity have expanded over time. Golf is strongest when participation grows and barriers come down. Every new player, every new perspective, and every new friendship helps make the sport—and leagues like ours—better for everyone.

One of the things that makes XII Golf special is that on league night, titles, job descriptions, and differences tend to fade into the background. What remains is competition, laughter, and the shared understanding that golf is hard enough without taking ourselves too seriously. We come together because we love the game, but we stay because of the people. The friendships built over nine holes often last much longer than any scorecard.

As we continue through the season, let’s enjoy everything that makes June unique. Celebrate the victories, learn from the bad breaks, and appreciate the community that gathers each week. Pride Month and Juneteenth both highlight the importance of inclusion, freedom, and belonging—values that have a place on every golf course. Here’s to a great month, great company, and maybe, just maybe, finding the fairway once in a while.

John Rayburn

by Palomino Nick

Subs and Handicaps

A couple of quick housekeeping items before we get to the meat of this week’s blog. 

First, we are going to codify some rules around using other league members as subs. 

Here are the steps to follow to get a sub if you cannot make it to the league on a given night:

  1. Please make every effort to get a sub from the sub list.  We understand that this list of people who are willing to sub is quite small, but we want to try to have as close to 12 people every Thursday.  This goes a long way in keeping us in good standing with the course.
  2. If you cannot get someone outside the league to sub for you, we will allow your partner to sub for you.  Limiting the league sub to just partners keeps the focus on the team aspect of league. You can no longer use anyone in the league to sub for you – only your partner.
  3. If both you and your partner are not there on a given night, your opponent will be playing against your card.
  4. The league line-up is set at noon on Thursdays.  If I am not told by noon that you will not be there and who your sub will be, we will be using your card for the night.  Your score on each hole, if we are using your card, is a part of the Match Ups email that I send every week.

Secondly, we decided that will not have a mid-season major this year.  It is quite difficult to get a weekend during the summer where everyone can attend.  We are still planning on having our year-end major on Friday September 4th.

Handicap Index Distribution

Now on to the topic I would like to discuss this week.  Handicaps.  We all want it to go down.  We all look at our net scores and judge how the night went.  And we are all too hard on ourselves.

Let’s be clear about what a handicap is NOT.  Your handicap index is definitively NOT what you are expected to score on a given night.  The USGA calculation looks at your last 20 rounds and uses your best 8 to calculate your handicap.  That is only 40% of your last 20 rounds.  It is not an average of your performance.  Really what it is saying is what your score will be if you’re playing your best.

Your handicap index is a measure of your potential, not of your average.

In reality, if we saw that most of the league was netting 36 or better every week, that would mean that the handicaps are incorrect.  At the end of the season, what I would expect to see is that we net even par or better in the 40% range.  Actually, I’d bet it would be a little less than that.  For the most part we are only getting in 9 holes a week, with little or no practice in between.  That makes it difficult to play our best on any given night.

So, if you don’t net a 36, don’t be too hard on yourself, and when you do, go ahead and pat yourself on the back.

It does beg the question – what should you expect to hit on Thursdays?  You might want to say, just take the average of the last 20 (Pete), but that actually isn’t informative.  Imagine Aaron Judge is batting .333 in August.  He’s 0-2 as he comes up to the plate in the 7th.  His average says he has to get a hit here.  He strikes out.  It’s no surprise to a baseball fan.  An average is not a good predictor of a single outcome. It’s a long term stat.  Can we do better?  Yes.  But really only a little, without more data points and more complex math.

In the same way that the USGA takes your best 8, we can look at the Middle 8 to calculate your expected score range.  This eliminates both your best and worst scores, so it takes care of outliers in the data.  It’s more of a weighted average.  (The math nerd in me hates calling it that but I’ll live)

So here you go – (the math is only a little sketchy) here are your expected score ranges based on your last 20 rounds:

If you shoot in that range, it should be no surprise.  If it was better than this, you had a top night.  This does assume an average course difficulty (rating 72 slope 113).  If the course rating is higher than 72, expect a little higher, and a little lower if it’s below 72.

At the mid point of the year I’ll take a look at how we are doing as a league and see if we are playing as expected, until then don’t fret so much about not netting par – the handicap system doesn’t expect you to.